TIMAA vol1

THINGS I MISS ABOUT AMERICA

VOLUME I

my family

(of course)

my friends 

(again, of course)

stop lights 

fuck a roundabout, seriously. roundabouts are completely insane. there is no amount of logical reasoning, no statistical information, and no presentation you could ever put on that could convince me otherwise. 

SONIC

i'm considering opening one here. i feel like we are severely depriving the british of the wonderment that IS cherry limeade.

WILLIAMS SONOMA

i've yet to find anywhere comparable to buy fine, slightly overpriced kitchen accessories. 

the current season of every t.v. show i watch.

i didn't know that boarding the plane to the UK meant time warping  back to 2008. i've tried to convince my brain that everything i'm seeing is "new," but i'm failing. miserably. seriously. i'm watching the first season of Rachel Zoe Project as i type this, trying to pretend that i don't know that taylor is going to leave next season. i even just tried to act surprised by which golden globes dress Jennifer Garner chose. i don't know how long i can keep this up. lying to your brain is BA-NA-NAS.

cupcakes.

i don't want your  sissy ass little"fairycakes," England, with their sad "drizzle" of "fruit glaze" on top.  I wan't funky flavors, of moist, thick cake and a good 5 inches of sugary icing. i want a freaking cupcake. 

SIRIUS/XM RADIO

i'd hurt someone to be able to listen to Wake Up with Taylor, LIVE, on a daily basis. so sad. 

MY CAR

i love mr. humphries (my mini cooper), however, i deeply miss Harold (my Acadia), and every single day i think of my old car. isn't that ridiculous and sad? i HATE that i had to sell it, but it didn't make sense NOT to.  The other day, i got the monthly OnStar update on it in my email, and i actually shed a little tear. i'm not kidding.

SEPHORA

i don't know HOW England pissed France off so badly that they closed all the Sephora stores, but i wish they would just apologize, and beg them to come back. 

....volume II, i'm sure, is coming soon.